Q. Where does a lamb go for a haircut?
A. To the ba-ba shop.
Q. What do you call a pig's laundry?
A. Hog wash
Q. What do you do for a sore pig?
A. Put on some oinkment.
Q. What do you call a cow that's eating grass?
A. A lawn moo-er
Q. What do you use to paint a rabbit?
A. Hare spray.
Q. What's the best kind of seafood to have with peanut